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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 19:30:47 GMT -5
Dan was skipping around joyously trotting along the river's bridges of Konoha, doing strange things. We see him fron another bridge, a little distance away, and he comes into the scene from the far left, runibg quickly, dist appearing behind him. After a little bit, he would jump up, and land on the ground, tumbling and rolling into some stalls nearby that were abandoned. A large amount of dust rose into the air, and there stood an undamaged Dan, brushing the dust off of himself.
Angry at the bridge that he believed that made him mad, from the spot on the other bridge, Dan is seen stomping on it, in a cartoony fasion. He heard some cracks in it, and thought his jub was done. A lot of butterflys were tingling in his belly as he fell into the water, slowly drifting along. He felt he was going a hundred miles an hour, gasping for air, and splashing around to keep afloat. His foot hit something hard, and he leapt in shock, onto the shore, but looked in the water to see it was onl.... three feet deep. He sighed in relief and saw only the Perverted Hermit standing on a bridge down the river. Apperently, he had seen everything.
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 19:35:57 GMT -5
perverted hermit stares at the strange young boy."hmmmm pretty high tempered eh?"stands there waiting a response."are you ok you looked pretty funny ahaha"perverted hermit begins laugh9ing at the young man.
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 19:52:43 GMT -5
Dan looks up and yells "I DONT HAVE HIGH TEMPER!" Noticing he was getting angry, Dan backed off and muttered something about Jiraya's books and temper. "Teach me not to have a funny temper." dan asked. "I wanna be like Naruto and Sasuke and..." The list went on as a long list of people went on and on, nearly nameing every ninja in the village. "So please can you teach me!?"
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 20:00:08 GMT -5
jirya starts to rub his chin for a moment."ok i will take you in as my apprentance only! if you can complete a quest for me can you do that?
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 20:04:38 GMT -5
Dan looked up and yelled, "YES!" at the top of his loungs. He started to dance happily and started to dance away. He noticed that some onlookers were staring at him with strange glances, so he stopped, his face a little pink. dan looked around and found Jiraya, and started to ask, "Whats the quest!?" over and over agian.
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 20:06:44 GMT -5
jirya sighs as he trys to make them not notice him becuase its a hot girl."go get me some alchohol."hands dan some yen
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 20:18:23 GMT -5
"YEN!... I... am too young to get som Sake!" Dan yelled out loud. He pocketed the Yen and looked at Jiraya for another job to do.
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 20:24:08 GMT -5
nodes his head and tells him to go get some ramen and bring it back to him in 5 minutes.
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 20:33:53 GMT -5
Dan zoomed away, and came back empty handed, with some ramen all over his face within 30 seconds. He frowned, and ran back towards the shop again, getting more ramen, and arrived with an empty bowl and a Ramen covered face, a grin on his face as well. "DANGIT!" He grabbed some Zeni out of Jiraya's money pouch and ran and grabbed some more ramen, making sure his lips were taped shut. He returned, saying, "Ue memn ez rdy." He ripped the tape off, yelling at the top oh his lounds,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THAT HURT!!!" He handed the bowl of Ramen to Jiraya and grinned.
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Post by Hyuuga Neji on Sept 13, 2006 20:36:16 GMT -5
Neji was sitting on a roof top near the training. *Sake? Thats a bit much...........* Neji continued to watch from above.
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 20:37:04 GMT -5
face slops anime style"well atleast you completed the quest"here you can have it i was testing your speed"jirya hands dan the bowl of ramen."now are you ready to train?"
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 20:41:54 GMT -5
((This is a custom Dan, not the one that Tsunade liked that one time.))
Dan yelled in excitement, "YES!" once more. He was dancing when he caught a glimps of the guy standing on the rooftops. "HEY! ROOFTOP GUY!" Dan shouted, "I AM GONNA TRAIN WITH PERVY HERMY!"
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Post by Perverted Hermit on Sept 13, 2006 20:44:22 GMT -5
jirya slaps dan in the back of his head"wow your so embarrassing...now lets go to a different place."jirya begins to walk to the north.
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Post by Hyuuga Neji on Sept 13, 2006 20:45:21 GMT -5
With crystal white eyes, Neji looked down on the chuunin and with no care he said, "So? If you suck as a ninja, then the training means nothing. You need work ethic and dedicatuion. Maybe you should go train by yourself, and learn some resolve."
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2006 20:51:12 GMT -5
"YOU SHUT UP!" Dan yelled out loud. Out of nowhere, he fell through the bridge once more and started flailing around in the water, remembering it was only 3 feet deep. He vanished with amazing speed and found himself at his home. He packed some of his belongings and went back towards Jiraiya and they started for training.
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